I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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