oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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