you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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