I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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