Where did you get a picture of my penis
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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