I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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