i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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