and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
If that was your dad, he is hot
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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