well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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