we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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