I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
