So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
