Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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