Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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