i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
