i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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