Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
