you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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