Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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