No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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