you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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