Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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