Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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