Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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