Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
