We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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