hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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