Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
we should paint friendship bongs
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