Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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