I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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