that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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