Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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