Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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