we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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