What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I have aggressive nipples.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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