question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
is it fun? or sober?
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