He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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