Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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