small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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