I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
he just fucked me for my cheese.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize