I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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