I wanna bring you to show and tell
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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