Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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