It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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