just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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