Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
well you can't waste a boner
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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