You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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