he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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