with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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