I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My vagina is officially offended.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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