I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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