I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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