D3 body, D1 cock
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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